Meat Truck

The aftermath of a tragic battle leaves a soldier slain in the shade of a bok choy tree…

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Spice up your next office potluck with meaty sea monsters!

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Thanks to Meat Truck friend Carlos for the photo!

I’m so proud of my boys…

He needs a name and a backstory… ready, go.

(courtesy of thisiswhyyourefat.com)

Is that a little suicide note?  Did he slice himself?  Noooooooooooo!!  Oh why God…. why?!

Mr. Pickles is, like, super stoked you could make it to his birthday party, man.

It’s bacon potato chips!

“Who’s Your Daddy set out to combine two of the world’s favorite foods: bacon and potato chips.”

(Editorial note: it’s actually Bacon and Steak, but whatever.)

I picked out a new tattoo for Porterhouse!  I’d get it myself, but there’s no bacon on this burger so I’m not eligible for it.  Where do you want him to put it, Truckers?

All we need now are some gravy lakes…

Seriously, this is why you’re fat.

Meta Meat Cake

Four types of sausage, bratwurst, chorizo, ground beef, ground pork, diced ham, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, hickory smoked bacon, hot cappy, queso blanco, provolone and sharp cheddar, wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese ball dough and baked. Then decorated with American, cheddar squeeze cheese and bacon strips.

Bacon Cheese Turtleburgers (via thisiswhyyourefat.com)

Ground beef patty topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave shell with hot dog head, legs and tail.

I can’t believe it took this long to post this, Trigger - the official dog of Meat Truck - put this costume on as a gag one night.  She just walked in the room and didn’t say a word about it, she’s a pro.  Completely hilarious.

Even though she’s pictured here as a hot dog, she’s really more of a brat! (Mic feedback squeel)