Meat Truck

Happy Halloween!

love,

Meat Truck

Porterhouse and Sir Loin finished 1st in their age group this weekend in St. Paul’s 6th annual Sausage Fest 10K Fun Run!

Please join me in congratulating to two of Meat Truck’s favorite (and most well groomed) Truckers!

You already saw Bacon vs Tofu, get ready for the fight of the decade!  Come watch the Skillet Sizzler pop the lid of that jive ass mayonnaise chump.  Sheeeit, mayonnaise is already whipped, it says so on the label sucka.

Yo, peep that fight card too.  I’m looking forward to Kung Fu Banana and his chiquita throwing stars.

Where:

Heaven Nightclub

172 South Washington St
Seattle, WA
(206) 622-1863

When:

Thursday, October 30th  7:00 pm

Meat Truck solutes everything you’ve done for the carnivores.   May we some day meat… in heaven.

Meat Truck loves the kids.  That’s why it’s essential we offer every opportunity for our kids to have a happy holiday, but more importantly, expand the Meat Truck market.

Well hello and good morning to you too…

Part of this complete breakfast

Bom-chicka-wah-wah…

Complete with maple glaze and bacon flare.

Skirt Steak, I smell an opportunity to earn your Bakes-Well-With-Others meat badge…

She’d get herself a pair of these!

ROCHESTER, MN—Bacon, long believed to contribute to heart disease and obesity, possesses significant health benefits, according to a study released Monday by Dr. Albert Gruber, the best scientist ever. “My research has found that three strips of crispy, mouthwatering bacon every morning can actually reduce cholesterol and help slow the aging process,” the awesome Gruber said. “What’s more, the bacon’s positive effects are enhanced when combined with milk shakes and/or marijuana.” In 1997, Gruber, a Mayo Clinic cardiologist, was awarded nine Nobel Prizes in Medicine for discovering that frequent oral sex with models cures cancer.

(source: The Onion)