Archive for October, 2008
You already saw Bacon vs Tofu, get ready for the fight of the decade! Come watch the Skillet Sizzler pop the lid of that jive ass mayonnaise chump. Sheeeit, mayonnaise is already whipped, it says so on the label sucka.
Yo, peep that fight card too. I’m looking forward to Kung Fu Banana and his chiquita throwing stars.
- Heaven Nightclub
172 South Washington St
(206) 622-1863 When: Thursday, October 30th 7:00 pm
ROCHESTER, MN—Bacon, long believed to contribute to heart disease and obesity, possesses significant health benefits, according to a study released Monday by Dr. Albert Gruber, the best scientist ever. “My research has found that three strips of crispy, mouthwatering bacon every morning can actually reduce cholesterol and help slow the aging process,” the awesome Gruber said. “What’s more, the bacon’s positive effects are enhanced when combined with milk shakes and/or marijuana.” In 1997, Gruber, a Mayo Clinic cardiologist, was awarded nine Nobel Prizes in Medicine for discovering that frequent oral sex with models cures cancer.
(source: The Onion)