Meat Truck

I have mine in the trunk under a mylar blanket and road flares.

I bet they’re serving Fogo de Chao in first class.

Try not signing this the next time you hear it.

The Ramones – I Wanna Piece of Bacon

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna piece of bacon
Nothin’ to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna piece of bacon
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can’t control my fingers I can’t control my brain
Oh no no no no no

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna piece of bacon
Nothin’ to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna piece of bacon
Just put me in a wheelchair get me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can’t control my fingers I can’t control my brain
Oh no no no no no

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna piece of bacon
Nothin’ to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna piece of bacon
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can’t control my fingers I can’t control my toes
Oh no no no no no

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna piece of bacon
Nothin’ to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna piece of bacon
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can’t control my fingers I can’t control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna piece of bacon
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna piece of bacon
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna piece of bacon
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna piece of bacon

Thanks to Mr. Pari for this bite-sized pictorial

This is the coolest piece of salmon on record. Period.

Thanks Tony Pari

Thanks Tony Pari

Meet-related content care of Superpoop

This should answer any questions about my love of Natalie Dee

You don’t have to do it.

Looking for a print of a creepy, nymph-like boy holding a raw, swirly steak?

You’re welcome.

* It’s actually titled Meat Boy, I have proof.

I bet sausage would have worked in Chicago

Click here for more Natalie Dee drawings.

Finally!  A shotgun shell that uses flavor pellets instead of regular shot.

Season Shot is made of tightly packed seasoning bound by a fully biodegradable food product. The seasoning is actually injected into the bird on impact seasoning the meat from the inside out. When the bird is cooked the seasoning pellets melt into the meat spreading the flavor to the entire bird. Forget worrying about shot breaking your teeth and start wondering about which flavor shot to use!

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