Meat Truck

A must for all truckers working on their steak knife juggling badge.

Put them on top some strips of big league chew and you’re a bonafide weirdo.

hu-whut! Everything should taste like bacon.  Even my lady.

I love these game reviews, this is a must watch for old school NES playas.

…that nobody died of a coronary.

From the geniuses that brought us Bacon Salt, comes a new way to enjoy your SILFs… ladies and gents… I give you Baconnaise.

Yes, that just happened.

Can you imagine dipping your freedom fries in this motherfucker?  Oh shit.

Slab of Bacon

The Slab of Bacon trophy was the precursor to Paul Bunyan’s Axe as the prize in the Wisconsin-Minnesota football series. Apparently, the trophy was presented to the winning school by a sorority from the losing institution. The trophy was discontinued in the 1940s and was discovered in a storage room at the UW Department of Athletics in 1994. It is currently housed in the football office at Wisconsin. ‘We took home the bacon,’ Coach Barry Alvarez said, ‘and kept it.’

http://www.uwbadgers.com/traditions/notables_120.html#q5

Moopheus?  Alright.

watch The Meatrix

Give yourself a warm, meaty skull-hug with this timeless piece of classic headgear. The Meatwad Knit Cap is perfect for skiing, gangstering, business meetings - really any time you need to be warm and look your best. Your friends will say, “It’s like you have a living slab of meat on your head, smiling at me.” And who wouldn’t want to hear that?

Nailed it!