Home Depot rents meat? Nice.
Tags: home depot
Archive for December, 2008
Breaking Meat News
Despite the German sausages insisting it wasn’t a big deal, Meica Mini Wini’s were humiliated this morning following a sausage shelf re-organization at Cost Plus World Market.
Tags: Sausage
10
12 2008
Mr. Meat the video game!
Grab your ketchup bottles and save the day, the fate of the cafeteria is in your hands.
09
12 2008
The Bacon Strip – Episode 7
08
12 2008
Just eat it.
Tags: Burger
06
12 2008
Meat Free Friday presents: Overreaction
Is it bad that I think this is funny? Maybe.
05
12 2008
Meat Free Friday presents: Car Crash Prank
Tags: prank
05
12 2008
Meat Truck Haikus, from us, to you…s
Meat Truck is our name
Torching Vegans is our game
No one is better
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Why do paperwork
Research is superior
if Meat-related
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Trucks filled high with meat
Bring the world food to enjoy
We are all grateful
Bring the world food to enjoy
We are all grateful
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Can you do haiku?
Can you make it about meat truck?
I bet that you can.
(Please comment and share your meat haiku.)
Tags: Haiku
04
12 2008
Meat Tornado
Tags: meat tornado
03
12 2008
nyuk nyuk nyuk
A man walks into a bar, he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman, “Why are those two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling?”
The barman replies, “It’s a competition which we run every night. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get free drinks for the whole night.”
The barman replies, “It’s a competition which we run every night. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get free drinks for the whole night.”
“Great!” says the man, “but what if I can’t reach them?”
“Then you have to buy all the drinks for everyone all night,” the barman answers.
“Do you want to try?”
“No, but thanks anyway.”
“Why not?”, asks the barman.
“The steaks are too high.”
(sorry)
Tags: joke
