Meat Truck

On his next safari, Douglas was determined to get a ‘god damn picture of a Lion if it was the last thing he ever did.’

Ketchup on your sleep!  …no?…

Smeat dreams! …no?…

I’ll have a Big Nap with fries!  …no?…

Make up your own caption then, I quit.

Skirt Steak’s cousin, Mike Goff of the San Diego Chargers, cooks a meal made for a Meat Trucker.

Breakfast sausage WRAPPED IN BACON*!

*Warning: May cause pleasure overload if dipped in maple syrup before consuming

It’s too bad these burgers are missing any Flavor-FLAAAAAVE.

You should see the Fries tutorial with Run DMC/Aerosmith doing “Salt This Way”

uuuuuum… I’ll have the chicken.  Again.

uuuuumm… I’ll have the chicken.

If you cook this, a robot will come and take it from you.  Not a good selling point, especially for the Japenese.

Is this Gucci Chanel purse made entirely of beef jerky?  Mmmmm yes.

Somebody finally wised up and made a t-shirt out of this.

Go get yours at www.meatshirt.com

Any Truckers want to go for their Gluttony badge?

At Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo, Texas, you sit on a stage and attempt to wolf down a 72-ounce top sirloin, a shrimp cocktail, a salad, a dinner roll and a baked potato — all within an hour. The prize? Your meal is free. It’s harder than it looks, though. In nearly a half century, more than 42,000 people have failed and had to pay for their meals — currently $72 each. (Nearly 8,000 challengers have won.)

Big Texan Steak Ranch,

800/657-7177, bigtexan.com