Archive for February, 2009

NYC was ready for the Meat Truck

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02 2009

MFF Presents: Conan’s Late Night Goodbye

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02 2009

uh. uhuh.

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02 2009

Steak Cooking Tips – the finger method

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02 2009

Rich mohagany sandwich clamps

It’s the Howie Mandel burger biter!
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02 2009

Conan endorses Meat Truck

Conan with Porterhouse
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Conan with Bacon Strip
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Conan presents Meat Truck with Late Night set piece for Excellence in Meat Trucking
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02 2009

The Bacon Strip – Episode 17

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02 2009

Obiwon-ton Kenobi

Hebrew National’s letters finally paid off.
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02 2009

No more dropped nuggets

Finally, somebody came up with a way to enjoy your chicken nuggets and your Mr. Pibb, while still having a hand free for texting, all while you drive.

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02 2009

MFF presents: Suck it, everyone else.

Bacon Strip and Porterhouse are in New York City today.  And do you know why?  Because they have tickets to Conan O’Brien’s LAST Late Night show.  So, suck it.

Here’s your Meat Free Friday video:

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02 2009

Waiting for grilling season…

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02 2009

BBQ Light, USDA grade SEE

What’s that lil’ trucker?  You can’t BBQ at night due to low visibility?  BAM.  Not an excuse anymore.

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“It isn’t the first BBQ light out there, but it is the only one that can attach magnetically to your spatula so you can catch all of the action close up. It even has a bendable neck for added versatility. If you think about it, this sort of device could come in handy in all sorts of situations outside of the grill. Not bad for only $14.95″

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18

02 2009

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You ate my hotdog. Prepare to die.

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02 2009

The Bacon Strip – Episode 16

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02 2009

Enjoy your hotdog, nerd.

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02 2009

Valentine’s Day? Eat it.

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14

02 2009

MFF Presents: Happy Friday the 13th!

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02 2009

The perfect combination?

We’re like two peas in a pod, we go together like steak and strawberries.  What.  It’s an expression.

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02 2009

For when you get out of jail for insider trading

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Materials

  • 800 yards (give or take) of worsted weight yarn
  • US size 8, 9 or 10 circular needle (40″)

Abbreviations

  • BO – bind off
  • CO – cast on
  • K – knit
  • KF&B – knit in front and back of stitch
  • P – purl
  • PF&B – purl in front and back of stitch
  • PM – place marker
  • st/sts – stitch/stitches

Directions
Shawl is worked from top down.
CO 8 sts.
R 1 – K 2, PM, K 2, PM, K 2, PM, K 2.
R 2 – PF&B of every st.
R 3 – K
R 4 – P
R 5 – KF&B first and last sts and before and after each marker. (two increases made per “section”).
R 6 – P
R 7 – K
R 8 – P
Repeat rows 5 – 8 until desired length is achieved. (I usually work until I have at least 320 stitches on the needles.)
BO.

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02 2009

Swedish Meat-a-balls

I’m just now noticing that the Swedish Chef doesn’t even remotely look Swedish.

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02 2009