Meat Truck

Lady Bacon Strip bought a pontoon,
To survive an impending monsoon,
She thought it was neat,
That the boat could hold all her meat,
But she forgot to write her cartoon!

New Bacon Strip to be posted soon guys. Stay tuned!

Today, her ladyship, Miss Bacon Strip, Co-Founder of the Meat Truck, turns a prime USDA aged 30 years old!!  Please speak loudly when wishing her a happy birthday, as her hearing is advanced.

Here’s your meat cake that is in no way photoshopped.

Happy Birthday Jackie!!!
Love,
Meat Truck

Toothpaste For Dinner

Porterhouse found these in Durham, NH – new home of the BBQ?

Happy Meathog’s Day!

Punxsutawney Chuck saw his shadow today, which means grilling season is at least another 6 weeks away. Dammit.

Porterhouse predicts that the winner of today’s Superbowl will be Pittsburgh.

How does he know this?… Pittsburgh is home to the Primanti Brothers… SILF CITY, boyeee!

(Q: holy shit, are those fries in that sandwich??  A:  Fuck yeah they are.)