Meat Truck

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How awesome is this mustard gun? Please tell me it comes with a holster.

Special thanks to Dorkchop for the hookup.

This guy.

Meaty baby wear from Cookie Stew!

Click here to go to the website.

If Christopher Columbus had sailed a Meat Ship in 1492, he and his shipmates would have eaten their way through the Nina and Pinta and the Santa Maria before they ever made it to the Americas.

Hey Meat Truckers! Follow the meat tank to savings!

Old balls Sir Loin is prime aged today.  In celebration, we are uploading a picture of a meat loaf cake, complete with mashed potato frosting that he can’t actually have.  Why?  ’cause fuck him, that’s why.

I’ll take two Oscar Mayer tempura rolls, a bowl of meat-so soup, and two pieces of Spam-shimi to go please. Oh, and extra wasabi too.

This little guy is way cuter than any salisbury steak I’ve ever had. Warmer too, for that matter.

This picture is like a half-read Stephen King book. It’s creepy as hell and there are so many outstanding questions.

The hole in my house has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R…

An Oscar Meyer Wienermobile crashed into the home and outdoor deck of Nick Krupp in Racine, Wis. on Friday morning, July 17, 2009. According to a witness, the vehicle was parked in the driveway. The driver lurched the vehicle forward instead of backing out of the driveway, hitting Krupp’s deck and cracking the foundation of his house. (AP Photo/Journal Times, Tom McCauley)

Hey America, in case you’ve forgotten, we are at war with terror. And really, what better way to support the troops than with a meaty rendition of an armored tank? Hmm?

Click here for instructions to make your own meat tank.

Nervous about a job interview? Anxious to ask that cute girl for her number? Meeting your boyfriend’s parents for the first time? Well, put on your meat socks and get to it! That’s right, meat socks. These delicious foot mittens will insulate your feet from fear and heartache. Guaranteed!*

Get ‘em here for only $11.99.

*Not at all guaranteed

Thanks to Meat Pledge Skirt Steak’s other half for the meaty submission

“… and then she said, ‘No, the pig has tattoos. He’s just sleeping.’”

“And then God took the tasty, tasty bacon rib from Adam’s body and from it made a meat-loving woman…” Bacon 3:16

Burger and Weber grill-shaped balloons are now available at Dominick’s in Chicago. Bring them to your next barbecue and remind your friends and family just how fun meat can be!