Archive for July, 2009
Old balls Sir Loin is prime aged today. In celebration, we are uploading a picture of a meat loaf cake, complete with mashed potato frosting that he can’t actually have. Why? ’cause fuck him, that’s why.
This picture is like a half-read Stephen King book. It’s creepy as hell and there are so many outstanding questions.
The hole in my house has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R…
An Oscar Meyer Wienermobile crashed into the home and outdoor deck of Nick Krupp in Racine, Wis. on Friday morning, July 17, 2009. According to a witness, the vehicle was parked in the driveway. The driver lurched the vehicle forward instead of backing out of the driveway, hitting Krupp’s deck and cracking the foundation of his house. (AP Photo/Journal Times, Tom McCauley)
Nervous about a job interview? Anxious to ask that cute girl for her number? Meeting your boyfriend’s parents for the first time? Well, put on your meat socks and get to it! That’s right, meat socks. These delicious foot mittens will insulate your feet from fear and heartache. Guaranteed!*
Get ‘em here for only $11.99.
*Not at all guaranteed
Thanks to Meat Pledge Skirt Steak’s other half for the meaty submission
“… and then she said, ‘No, the pig has tattoos. He’s just sleeping.’”