Meat Truck

According to Urban Dictionary, Meat Truck is defined as:
A compliment to shout at sporting events when a team member or player has done something extremely extraordinary, and deserves praise.

Example:
(Sophie hits the rounders ball over the tops of every fielders heads.)
“Run you Meat Truck – Ruuuuuunnnnn – Meat Truck un dun dun Meat Truck !!!!!!”

Other related definitions from Urban Dictionary:

Meat Tooth:
Said of someone who has frequent, overwhelming, all encompassing hankerings for meat; usually red, and commonly undercooked.

Example:
Shocked Spectator: “Dude, your mom is really, uh, going for that rare prime rib.”
Embarrassed Offspring: “Yes, yes she is. Please do stand back, and accept my offer of protective eyewear. She becomes quite vigorous at feeding time, especially if she can smell blood. As you can see, she has quite the Meat Tooth.

Meat Mickey:
Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.
a couple at a mexican restaurant:

Example:
person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.
person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.
person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit…

PBR-shaped summer sausage from a truck stop with an air hockey table. Sweet nirvana.

Does your dinner greet you with a smile?

Send our lil smokies back to school right!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

Effective immediately all future Meat Truck officers must have a degree from Bacone College in beautiful ‘downtown’ Muskogee, Oklahoma.

If you have any questions about why we’ve chosen Bacone College, you must be on the wrong website.

… I’ll probably chuckle.

i can’t help it – it’s funny.

Nothing says back to school like balloons and pot roast so this year, send your li’l smokies back to school in style with a meat balloon!

For those of you watching out for excess carbohydrates, I introduce to you: The Bacon Nacho Chip

Heeeeeeeeere piggy piggy piggy…

Made with real bacon and salami, this is the best meat fashion I’ve seen in my years as a Meat Truck Officer. Kudos to Jia for her craftsmeatship!

Salami and bacon were Jia’s meats of choice based on their workability and meatiness, although she admits that ham, prosciutto, jerky, and even hamburger are possible substitutes.

“I chose salami because it’s thin, keeps in one piece, and is quite cheap, and bacon because it looks very, um, meaty,” she writes.

Click on the picture for the Meatcandy blog posting.

Starring Porterhouse and Hebrew National.

Just like red velvet cake… only meatier.

Never, ever, ever.