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Some of you may have seen the original clip of this, it’s from one of those wife swap shows.  Anyway, the swapped wife to this family starts cleaning out their fridge, and this chubby little kid starts to get nervous.  She dumps the bacon into the trash, and the kid loses his mind.  Enjoy the remix:

Hey all you NW US area Truckers, Baconfest is coming to Portland on October 3rd!  Check out the sizzlin’ events planned:

Half Pipe

Bacon skateboards will be there to shred the half pipe between bands with:

Johnny Turgesen, Kevin Kowalski, Benji Galloway (injured but will attend), Mason Huggins, Cody Lockwood, Mike Barnes, Oudalay Philavanh, and Noe Chavez

Bacon Eating Contest

Think you’re the king of bacon?  Prove it.  We will select eight contestants to battle it out in five rounds of bacon madness.  The winner walks away with a Traeger grill.

Round 1 – 6 inch BLT’s

Round 2 – Voodoo doughnut maple bacon bars

Round 3 – Bacon wrapped banannas

Round 4 – Bacon Salted peeps

Round 5 – Bacon ice cream sundaes

Bacon Dance Off

So, you think you can dance?  What about the bacon dance?  The Bacon Dance off will consist of 8 contestants dancing while consuming bacon.  For every song you must consume a piece of bacon, or facon.  The second your dance slows or becomes pathetic you are eliminated.  Yes, you will be on stage dancing in front of everybody. The winner walks away with an ipod touch loaded with bacon apps.

Bacon Confessional

Have you crossed the line with bacon.  Well, have no fear, because the bacon confessional is here.  Speak with our priest to cleanse yourself of your bacon sins.  If it’s juicy enough you may find yourself on www.themeatshow.com.  Best confessional walks away with $50 in itunes gift cards.

Count the Bacon

We are filling a jar full of bacon and you gotta guess how many pieces are in it.

Another must have t-shirt for the sassy anti-veggie trucker.

It’s Friday, bitches.  Here’s a little something special for you.  It’s only the best fucking Keytar player on the goddamn planet… who also hilariously reminds me of actor Sam McMurray. (Google it.  I dare you to tell me I’m wrong.)

Anyway, prepare to have your face melted as this guy jams the shit out of ‘Black Magic Woman’.

Is that a pickle tongue?

I don’t know about you guys, but my zombie apocalypse shelter is stocked with 3 things: Tactical Bacon, Water, and more Tactical Bacon.

Our good friend and Meat Truck original Greg “Hebrew National” Sicher attended the Minnesota State Fair last weekend, and was kind enough to document MN’s commitment to excellence:

You’re God damn right it is.

Glad we went with the Sir Francis Bacon “Shakespearean Theory” reference and not a picture of Porky Pig here. Good on you, Minnesota State Fair.

Casey Wilson was cut from the SNL cast this week, and what’s too bad is that she never got to do any of the funny material she used to do at UCB theater in New York, (the material that got her on SNL), so as a fine farewell tribute to Casey, please enjoy “Most Erotic Stripper 2006, Mandy De’tour.”

Nobody wakes up from a drunken night at the bars with a full color Ronald McDonald wonderland tattoo across his torso. This was done on purpose, folks. Wow.

This magical ham fairy would be cute if doodled in the margins of a high school text book, but is less than adorable as a sprawling tramp stamp.

*shiver*

A fashion forward look fresh from your butcher

Newlyweds and Canadian Meat Truck Ambassadors, Kyle and Courtney Dorkchop, took time out of their honeymoon through Scotland to document Meat Truck’s favorite novelty – British Meat!