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Hey 30 year olds, remember Oregon Trail?  Oh yes you do.

Who says crafts aren’t cool?

Now back away slowly and turn towards the grill.

What the heck is bacon jam?…

We take a big bunch of really really good bacon, and render it down…add a bunch of spices..onions, etc..and let it simmer for about 6 hours…give it a quick puree, and blast chill it…and you have bacon jam.

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Special thanks to our newest Meat Truck pledge John K III for bringing this to our attention!

We’re not the ones who waited a week for this.

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see that category marked “Archives”? Why don’t you click something under that heading and enjoy posts from Meat Truck past.

Meantime, Porterhouse and Bacon Strip are fucking swamped with our careers, so deal with it.

Update: Charges filed against Sheboygan woman who stripped to avoid arrest
SHEBOYGAN PRESS STAFF • OCTOBER 9, 2009

A 36-year-old Sheboygan woman is facing numerous charges after police say she stripped in front her children in an attempt to avoid arrest and later kicked a police officer in the groin and exposed herself in the window of a squad car.

The incidents occurred as police tried to arrest Julia E. Laack for stealing beef jerky and a lighter from a Sheboygan gas station, according to a criminal complaint. Laack — who according to online court records has no criminal record in Wisconsin — had a blood-alcohol level of 0.112 at the time, a preliminary breath test showed.

Laack, of 1603 S. 13th St., is charged with felony battery of a peace officer and misdemeanor retail theft, resisting an officer and two counts of disorderly conduct. The charges carry a maximum penalty of five years behind bars, if she is convicted on all counts.

According to the complaint:

Surveillance video showed Laack stash a bag of beef jerky in her purse at Tidy Car, 810 N. 14th St., as she shopped with her husband and two children on Thursday. As the group checked out, Laack also grabbed a lighter and shoved it down the back of her pants.

When police came to Laack’s home about 4 p.m., she refused to come to the door and began screaming and swearing at three children in the house. She told a teenager that the incident was all his fault, said she was going to “beat his … (butt)” and began shoving him.

Police then entered the home and tried to calm Laack down. With her children in the room, she stripped down to her underwear and told police they couldn’t arrest her because she was going to be naked.

Laack then tried to punch an officer and was forced to the ground. Officers had gotten a handcuff on one wrist when she turned around and kicked an officer in the groin.

Police put a spit hood on Laack when she continued to kick and bite at officers, but she manipulated it and spit into the mouth of a female officer who had re-dressed her. While in the squad car on the way to the police department, Laack exposed her butt against the rear window and told the female officer her children are going to die.

The ol’ chicken camouflage trick kept Xiang Xu from being seen as she rode through Cleveland.

We can all learn a great deal from this photo.  Steak is always worth it.  Always.