Meat Truck

I’m proud to say that you can order bacon popcorn in the delicious city of Chicago, IL.  This is God’s country.  Click here for theater details.

Special thanks to long time friend of the Meat Truck, Petina, for passing this on!

Put these socks on and your feet will be smokin’ in no time. 

Click here to order from Rock Socks

I’m an American.

Whoever told you hot dogs were bad for your heart is a fucking liar.  Or a doctor.

Allow me to introduce: the Stress Wiener.

I love his initial “hey, I have a truck like that.”  I WISH they had the footage from the stairwell when he realized it was his.

Even though Jimmy hated being disciplined by his father, he still thought it was a good gag.

Go get yer bacon belt!

Traveling abroad and need a hot dog?  Meat Truck has your back.  You’ll never be hungry again with the following translations:

Spanish – Perrito Caliente

Italian – Caldo Cane

French – Chien Chaud

German – Heisser Hund, or Wurst

Portugese – Cachorro Quente

Swedish – Korv, or Varmkorv

Norweigan and Danish – Grillpolser

Czech – Park v Rohliku

Dutch – Worstjes

Finnish – Makkarat

If this doesn’t make you smile, you’re are sans a soul.

Clink on this link and play a video game… we’ll watch for your boss.

Play Hot Dog Stand


Simulation Games @ 123-Games.net

Adorable Meat Plush Toys.

Now this is a face that sells canned meat products. Talk about “trust this shit, dude.”