Meat Truck

Is that a little suicide note?  Did he slice himself?  Noooooooooooo!!  Oh why God…. why?!

Mr. Pickles is, like, super stoked you could make it to his birthday party, man.

It’s bacon potato chips!

“Who’s Your Daddy set out to combine two of the world’s favorite foods: bacon and potato chips.”

(Editorial note: it’s actually Bacon and Steak, but whatever.)

I picked out a new tattoo for Porterhouse!  I’d get it myself, but there’s no bacon on this burger so I’m not eligible for it.  Where do you want him to put it, Truckers?

All we need now are some gravy lakes…

Seriously, this is why you’re fat.

Meta Meat Cake

Four types of sausage, bratwurst, chorizo, ground beef, ground pork, diced ham, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, hickory smoked bacon, hot cappy, queso blanco, provolone and sharp cheddar, wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese ball dough and baked. Then decorated with American, cheddar squeeze cheese and bacon strips.

Bacon Cheese Turtleburgers (via thisiswhyyourefat.com)

Ground beef patty topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave shell with hot dog head, legs and tail.

I can’t believe it took this long to post this, Trigger - the official dog of Meat Truck - put this costume on as a gag one night.  She just walked in the room and didn’t say a word about it, she’s a pro.  Completely hilarious.

Even though she’s pictured here as a hot dog, she’s really more of a brat! (Mic feedback squeel)

During the cold winter months in Korea, sales of a particular type of sausage have jumped due to their ability to replicate the human finger.  Keep your hands warm, and get a sausage treat.  Sausage technology WIN!

…now sleep tight…

From our heart-shaped steak to yours

Is this shit real?  I hope so.  Check it out:  Super Meat Boy.

If Meat Truck had a cameo in LOST, it would look a lot like this:

Go visit this site immediately:  Selleck Waterfall Sandwich.

We invented the Maple Bacon Lollipop, and now we’ve improved it: we’ve made it the bacon-y equivalent of an energy drink, adding two cups worth of caffeine to the already time-tested wonder of organic, sustainably farmed bacon and delicious Vermont maple syrup.

We stand in awe, heady with the thrill of maple bacon discovery, and cold munchin’ on a lollipop.