Meat Truck

I told you so.

Next year’s Meat Truck comes fully equipped with email/bacon dials for driver and passengers with sizzle-proof heat vent bacon dispenser.  It doesn’t get better than this, folks.

Bam! Bacon flavored hot sauce. Talk about sizzle!

And check out the website for recipes like this:

The Bacon Mary
serves 4

32 oz. Tomato Juice
8 oz. Vodka
8 tbsp. Bacon Hot Sauce
Squeeze of Lemon

Conan’s Chicago visit was rich with meat-related content. Here are some of my favorites:

Conan’s 5/20 Tweet – “I’m in Chicago, the food capital of America, for one more night. Hang on, arteries, hang on!”

Special guest Lil Ed (red sequined fez-wearing Chicago Blues Legend) joined Conan on stage and sang a song called, “Icicles in My Meat loaf”.

Chicago is Andy Richter’s hometown and he embraced the audience with a warm welcome of, “I love Chicago, you are the people who taught me to love meat and cheese!”

Later, Conan made a reference as the voice of “the one vegan in Chicago” by saying, “you’re taking the life of innocent cheese!”

And my personal favorite, on the second night of the Chicago shows, Conan said, “I’ve been here for two days and I already have a 30% blockage in my artery. It came out shaped like a brat. And I ate it.”

Thanks for two fantastic shows, Conan!

P.S. Did he talk about meat and food this much in other cities too?

I don’t know where to get it either, so… it’s still awesome.

Google it, genius.

Wait, here it is… sounds like a trick.

Junior Truckers of America Application – Video Essay Question #1: What would you say to an authority figure who came in between you and your meat? A successful entry will include dialogue, monologue, body language, and a strong point of view.

The winning entry:

Thanks to Meat Truck friend, Lara, for sending us this video on behalf of this little Trucker-in-training.

Want it on a t-shirt? Done.

Click on the image above to oder from the cold-cuts store.

*Shamelessly stolen from Jim Gaffigan’s Twitter page.