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Aaron Bleyaert’s Pig Name Salute:

THIS IS A LIST OF NAMES THAT I WOULD NAME MY PIG, IF I OWNED ONE

Fido
Wiggly
Starsky
Mr. Sherman
Pig Pig
Chompers
127 Hours, The Pig
Audrina Patridge Is An Empty Shell Of Nothingness
Curly James
Frodo
Piggy P. Pigglesbottom, The Mayor of Pigtown
Morning Star Beauty/Sadness(love?) Exploding
Tiny Little Bacon Man
Lovely
Charlotte’s Web Had A Pig In It
Smoke-Bomb
Pork Chop: The Prequel
Aaron Bleyaert, Jr.

What would you name YOUR pig, if you got one? I’ll pick someone’s answer at random and not buy them a pig.

Shamelessly stolen from AaronBleyaert.com

Watch this video to learn why cleanliness is next to meatiness.

Believe it or not, this was made by someone other than us. They did a great job translating Porterhouse’s meaty exterior and love of education into the personality of the main character, no?

Meat Truck cleaning day