Meat Truck

I told you so.

When Jimmy Dean dies, we will call for Meat Truckers around the world to petition to make him St. James Dean, the Patron Saint of Breakfast Meats.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

Thanks to Sir Loin for this contribution.  This is a fine way to wake up in the morning.  The breakfast of a champ.*

*a champ who’s belly jiggles when brushing his teeth.

After the spirit-crushing bacon chocolate debacle of ‘08, I took a break from bacon-related treat tasting in order to focus on the prize. Now that I am back up to my fighting weight, it is time to get back in the game. Today, I proudly add these maple-bacon lollipops to the list of foods I want so desperately to meet my astronomically high expectations. A formal Meat Truck product review will take place upon product delivery.

Thanks to Tony “I’m Too Cool for School” Pari for his immediate response to the call of the Meat Truck. *beep beep*

Wait for the sizzle…