Meat Truck

I’ve tried to love the burgers at Pete Miller’s for years. At one time a couple years ago I really did love them. The last 3 attempts to eat at Pete’s, however have ended with a lot of burger on my plate and no doggy bag.

They have fabulous steaks, but the burgers? Meh, I’d rather get a quarter pounder…

Sure looks good though doesn’t it?

Bacon Cheese Turtleburgers (via thisiswhyyourefat.com)

Ground beef patty topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave shell with hot dog head, legs and tail.

Somehow I don’t think you’re going to get an extra life out of this one...

The next Operating System they’ll be celebrating is the one found in the cardiologist wing.

We’re not the ones who waited a week for this.

Is that a pickle tongue?

Burger and Weber grill-shaped balloons are now available at Dominick’s in Chicago. Bring them to your next barbecue and remind your friends and family just how fun meat can be!

ok… we can’t hide this site from you anymore, it’s too awesome.

I want one.

The Luther Rory

A one third pound of sirloin topped with two slices of white American cheese, four strips of bacon, peanut butter, between two Krispy Kreme donuts.

4GB of delicious data.

Bonus points if you clean up your work area with this while talking on your burger phone.

The Mini Hamburger Crumb Vacuum will retail for $11.99 and measures 4″ in diameter and 3″ tall. It is powered by a couple of AA batteries and a hunger for cleanliness.

It’s the Howie Mandel burger biter!

It’s too bad these burgers are missing any Flavor-FLAAAAAVE.

You should see the Fries tutorial with Run DMC/Aerosmith doing “Salt This Way”

If this doesn’t get you knee deep in lady love, I don’t know what to tell you.

Also, it’s worth mentioning that this is a real product.  Burger King actually produced a body spray for men that smells like Whoppers*.

“The WHOPPER® sandwich is America’s Favorite burger. FLAME™ by BK® captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”

Set the mood for the flame to ignite at firemeetsdesire.com

*made in a dutch oven

…that nobody died of a coronary.

If this is communist cake, I’m McMoving there.