Meat Truck

We invented the Maple Bacon Lollipop, and now we’ve improved it: we’ve made it the bacon-y equivalent of an energy drink, adding two cups worth of caffeine to the already time-tested wonder of organic, sustainably farmed bacon and delicious Vermont maple syrup.

We stand in awe, heady with the thrill of maple bacon discovery, and cold munchin’ on a lollipop.

Put them on top some strips of big league chew and you’re a bonafide weirdo.

Happy Halloween!

love,

Meat Truck

Farm raised and butchered gummy bear steaks! Get them while you can, I’m sure the FDA is going to fuck us on this one.

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Field reporter and Co-Founder of the Meat Truck, Bacon Strip, snapped this photo whilst shopping Sunday morning.

Another example of meat-candy fusion that is so hot right now. It’s not clear whether this candy is meant to taste fruity or taste like fruit flavored bologna… either way it’s clear the creator of this product is a truckin’ genius.

Thanks to Bacon Strip for the field report! Now it’s your turn Truckers, have you seen something Meat Truck would be interested in? Send it to us!

Better make it a Bacon bref mint, sucka.

After the spirit-crushing bacon chocolate debacle of ‘08, I took a break from bacon-related treat tasting in order to focus on the prize. Now that I am back up to my fighting weight, it is time to get back in the game. Today, I proudly add these maple-bacon lollipops to the list of foods I want so desperately to meet my astronomically high expectations. A formal Meat Truck product review will take place upon product delivery.

Thanks to Tony “I’m Too Cool for School” Pari for his immediate response to the call of the Meat Truck. *beep beep*