Meat Truck

Newlyweds and Canadian Meat Truck Ambassadors, Kyle and Courtney Dorkchop, took time out of their honeymoon through Scotland to document Meat Truck’s favorite novelty - British Meat!

Few know that bacon, while tasty and perfect in nearly every way, is the second least logical breakfast meat*

(*Canadian bacon is least logical, of course, because it doesn’t look or taste like its namesake. It is also the nicest.)

Thanks again to Dorkchop for his meaty drawings.

What’s a Hot Beef Sundae?
Golden mashed potatoes covered with a generous portion of our roasted and seasoned-to-perfection top round beef. Then aged cheddar cheese, more golden mashed potatoes smothered with our special beef gravy, more aged cheddar cheese, a slice of buttered toast, and a cherry tomato on top.
A delightfully satisfying meal that you will crave time after time, year after year.
ENJOY ONE RIGHT NOW!

This post was brought to you by Kyle Dorkchop, Director of Canadian Meat Affairs

It is well documented that several species of meat are carnivorous. Burgers, however (especially those of phylum fastfoodium), are known for sport hunting. 1 of every 3 burgers is born into a highly populated area and hunting in urban environments is strictly prohibited. Many city burgers eventually succumb to the relentless temptation. Ironically, burger-related crime rates are particularly high in meat-friendly cities such as Chicago and Philadelphia. A crime against meat is a crime indeed.

Special shout out to Senor Tibblesworth Van Vilderbottom (a.k.a. Dorkchop) for his long time support of the Truck.