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Pork Chop: The Prequel

Aaron Bleyaert’s Pig Name Salute:


THIS IS A LIST OF NAMES THAT I WOULD NAME MY PIG, IF I OWNED ONE

Fido
Wiggly
Starsky
Mr. Sherman
Pig Pig
Chompers
127 Hours, The Pig
Audrina Patridge Is An Empty Shell Of Nothingness
Curly James
Frodo
Piggy P. Pigglesbottom, The Mayor of Pigtown
Morning Star Beauty/Sadness(love?) Exploding
Tiny Little Bacon Man
Lovely
Charlotte’s Web Had A Pig In It
Smoke-Bomb
Pork Chop: The Prequel
Aaron Bleyaert, Jr.

What would you name YOUR pig, if you got one? I’ll pick someone’s answer at random and not buy them a pig.


Shamelessly stolen from AaronBleyaert.com

27

09 2011

How clean is your Meat Truck?

Watch this video to learn why cleanliness is next to meatiness.

Believe it or not, this was made by someone other than us. They did a great job translating Porterhouse’s meaty exterior and love of education into the personality of the main character, no?

Meat Truck cleaning day

07

09 2011

Natalie Dee knows us better than we know ourselves.

It’s like she can see my thoughts before I can think them.

Click on the image above to view the full-size image on NatalieDee.com

31

07 2011

Oh Canada!

Healthcare AND a rotisserie channel on tv? Oh Canada, how we’ve underestimated you…

Lady Courtney Dorkchop (of the Ottawa Dorkchops) brought this to my attention and, as a result, has been named April’s Canadian of the Month!

Click the photo to go straight to see it live. It’s a REAL tv channel.

Oh Canada!

This makes me think that Meat Truck needs to distribute a sound machine to all Meat Truck members so we can all fall asleep to the sweet, sweet sizzle of roasting meat.

27

04 2011

Still looking for Frogger

Okay, I know we’ve been a bit crochet-heavy lately, and yes, it’s completely my doing.  To make it up to you, I found the most random pillow EVER.  Friends, behold the Atari Pit Fall pillow care of Cribcandy:

02

04 2011

Crocheted Meat Monday – Choinkwich!

For our last installment of Crocheted Meat Monday, I’ve got something special for you guys.  Special and delicious.

A choinkwich!  Chocolate soft serve, chocolate cookies and caramelized bacon – yum!

Click here to see what a “real” choinkwich looks like and click  here to see more of Alicia’s photos!

28

03 2011

Crocheted Meat Monday – Brown bag lunch

Okay, it looks like it might be a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I’m making the rules, so I’m making a meat-free sandwich exception.

Happiest.  Lunch.  Ever.

21

03 2011

Crocheted Meat Monday – Tea Sandwiches

14

03 2011

Crocheted Meat Monday – BLT

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07

03 2011

Crocheted Meat Monday – BBQ

28

02 2011

Crocheted Meat Monday – Filet-o-fish

Darth Vader approved.

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21

02 2011

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Breakfast meats are the most important meats of the day, so we hope you’re able to spend quality time with your favorite heart-shaped meats (and your special someone) today.


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14

02 2011

Crocheted Meat Monday – Turkey Sandwich!

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14

02 2011

Welcome to Crocheted Meat Monday!

Once again, crafty carnivores have impressed me with their meat-iculous attention to detail.  Who knew crocheting could make me hungry?  Bravo.  With so many crocheted meats out there, I couldn’t choose just one, so every Monday from February through March will feature new and delicious crocheted meats!

07

02 2011

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

Merry Christmas!

Love,

Meat Truck!

Meaty Manger photo sent to us from Momma Bacon Strip

25

12 2010

Meat Truck: After Dark

One of the co-founders received some meat-themed NC-17 literature as a gift recently…

*Baw-chicka-wahkah-chicka-wahka-baw-baw*

Click above to view/peruse/buy it on Amazon.

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28

11 2010

The McRib Locator

Before traveling to visit his parents in Nebraska last winter, Jeremy Duensing consulted what he always checks before a trip: the “McRib Locator” website.

To his delight, he found a McDonald’s restaurant near Omaha that, unlike most of the burger chain’s 14,000 U.S. restaurants, had the McRib on its menu. He bought six of the pork sandwiches, ate one right away at the restaurant, and carried the rest home to Burnsville, Minn., in an ice-packed cooler.

Minnesota meteorologist Alan Klein developed the McRib Locator website.

“Either you find places that have them or you’re out of luck for the rest of the year,” says Mr. Duensing, 34 years old.

The McRib actually has nothing to do with ribs. It’s a boneless pork patty molded into the shape of a rib slab and adorned with pickles, onions and barbecue sauce on a bun. The sandwich made its debut in 1981.

But McRibs are almost never available at all McDonald’s restaurants at the same time. Instead, the Oak Brook, Ill., company offers them in different cities at different times, rarely for longer than a few weeks.

The sandwich’s elusiveness has created a fan base of people who go to considerable lengths to munch on a McRib. Ryan Dixon of Burbank, Calif., once drove 10 hours to Medford, Ore., after hearing a McDonald’s there was selling the sandwich.

“It has a ghostly quality,” says Mr. Dixon, a 30-year-old graphic novelist. “You don’t know when it will appear. It’s the girl who you are in love with who has always been a tease to you.”

On Nov. 2, for the first time in 16 years, McDonald’s Corp. will offer the McRib at outlets across the U.S., but even then, only for six weeks or so. “It doesn’t sell well all year long because people get tired of it,” says McDonald’s USA President Jan Fields.

Derided by some as “mystery meat,” the McRib has served as the inspiration for a Simpsons episode about a “Ribwich,” and appeared on David Letterman Top 10 lists and in the movie Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle, in which a character cites the McRib as an example of African-American Irish culture.

Nearly 300 Facebook groups are devoted to the sandwich, including “Bring back the McRib, Please,” with more than 500 members.

Some people don’t get the attraction. Justin McDaniel, a 32-year-old health-care-industry worker in South Pasadena, Calif., says he’ll go out of his way for some fast-food products, but the McRib is “pretty disgusting” and he’ll never sample one again.

“It’s a conglomeration of pork waste, as far as I can tell,” says Kate Sedgwick, 34, a travel blogger who lives in Buenos Aires, Argentina. She has never actually tasted a McRib, and isn’t familiar with its ingredients because, she says, “I saw a dog turn his nose up at a piece of one. That’s all I need to know.”

Plenty of companies offer limited-time products to coincide with holidays or promotions. Burger King offered actual ribs for a while this year. Mars Inc. sells red and green M&M’s at Christmas.

For McDonald’s, with about $23 billion in annual revenue, these sorts of items might be considered a drop in the bucket. While the chain says it sold more than 60 million McRib sandwiches in the last three years, it sold 1.5 billion Big Macs in the same period. But every sale counts in a business that demands month after month of strong same-store sales.

“A tenth of a point in sales at McDonald’s is a lot of money,” says Dennis Lombardi, executive vice president for WD Partners, an Ohio restaurant design and development firm. “There’s a certain percentage of people, when a product is not available, that crave it, and for the short amount of time that it’s available again, it stimulates traffic.”

A McDonald’s spokeswoman said the company isn’t behind any of the McRib fan groups on Facebook and that there is no connection between McDonald’s or any of its McRib lovers.

Still, the franchiser has helped cultivate the McRib mystique. Five years ago, one of the company’s marketing regions in the South said it was permanently removing McRibs from all restaurants and announced a “McRib Farewell Tour.” At the same time, the region created a “Save the McRib” website sponsored by the fake “Boneless Pig Farmers Association of America.” The sandwich continues to be sold on and off in the region.

Alan Klein’s obsession with the McRib began when he was growing up on a hog farm in South Dakota. The 28-year-old meteorologist, who now lives in Minnesota, justified his craving by saying that eating McRibs supported the family business.

After moving to Minnesota for college, he had trouble finding McRibs. Five years ago, he visited South Dakota and saw the sandwich at a McDonald’s near his childhood home. “It rekindled my love of McRibs and made me start thinking it would be nice to know where they were,” he says.

Three years ago, he launched the McRib Locator at www.kleincast.com. Visitors can inquire about and report McRib sightings. Mr. Klein says he gets 300 to 400 hits a week. On Sunday, the site’s U.S. map showed a cluster of sightings in the Chicago and Detroit areas. The latest: New Baltimore, Mich.

Posted sightings aren’t always reliable. Tom Russomano of Morristown, N.J., has tried unsuccessfully for five years to track down the sandwich, and says he has encountered several “false positives” on the McRib Locator.

Last spring, the 28-year-old university employee took a train to nearby New York City where a McDonald’s reportedly was selling the McRib, only to leave empty-handed, and dejected. “The only reason I would ever set foot in a McDonald’s is for the McRib,” he says.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704696304575538373863627604.html?KEYWORDS=mcrib

14

10 2010

A-List Meat Treatments

Bruce Willis is driving the Truck tonight, with David Letterman owning the shotgun seat. Willis was just wearing a meat hairpiece on Letterman. Letterman’s “yes and” response resulted in him eating a forkful of lightly seasoned, raw ground beef off Willis’s head.

Gentlemen, Meat Truck salutes you.

04

10 2010

A+ for presentation, C- for taste

I’ve tried to love the burgers at Pete Miller’s for years. At one time a couple years ago I really did love them. The last 3 attempts to eat at Pete’s, however have ended with a lot of burger on my plate and no doggy bag.

They have fabulous steaks, but the burgers? Meh, I’d rather get a quarter pounder…

Sure looks good though doesn’t it?

03

09 2010

Bacon’s makin’ news

The only thing better than the news headline was the face the girl at work made when she walked into the elevator and saw me taking a this picture.

15

08 2010