Meat Truck

Okay, I know we’ve been a bit crochet-heavy lately, and yes, it’s completely my doing.  To make it up to you, I found the most random pillow EVER.  Friends, behold the Atari Pit Fall pillow care of Cribcandy:

Okay, it looks like it might be a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I’m making the rules, so I’m making a meat-free sandwich exception.

Happiest.  Lunch.  Ever.

And now you can have him all to yourself… if you know how to crochet, that is.

Note the removable writer’s strike beard. It’s so Coco.

Click here to purchase the crochet pattern from super great Conan fan CraftyisCool.

I dare you to be as awesome.

Mr. Pickles is, like, super stoked you could make it to his birthday party, man.

I love his initial “hey, I have a truck like that.”  I WISH they had the footage from the stairwell when he realized it was his.

If this doesn’t make you smile, you’re are sans a soul.

*also funny – check out the bottom left of the video… someone owns “nutshot.net” Kudos, sir.

Look over to your right ———– >

see that category marked “Archives”? Why don’t you click something under that heading and enjoy posts from Meat Truck past.

Meantime, Porterhouse and Bacon Strip are fucking swamped with our careers, so deal with it.

It’s Friday, bitches.  Here’s a little something special for you.  It’s only the best fucking Keytar player on the goddamn planet… who also hilariously reminds me of actor Sam McMurray. (Google it.  I dare you to tell me I’m wrong.)

Anyway, prepare to have your face melted as this guy jams the shit out of ‘Black Magic Woman’.

Casey Wilson was cut from the SNL cast this week, and what’s too bad is that she never got to do any of the funny material she used to do at UCB theater in New York, (the material that got her on SNL), so as a fine farewell tribute to Casey, please enjoy “Most Erotic Stripper 2006, Mandy De’tour.”

Starring Porterhouse and Hebrew National.

This made me laugh. Some business hired a guy to dance for traffic, dressed in a dog suit, as part of some promotion, so he’s out there popin’ and lockin’ for cars. These kids see him, and roll up to challenge him to a break battle.

Genius.  Check out the website.

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