Posts Tagged ‘Bacon’
The year was 1920 and quite by accident John Fargginay, a Parisian butcher discovered the ability to dramatically elevate his customers’ mood with a secret recipe blending 11 popular pure essential oils with the essence of…bacon. As the story goes, film stars & heads of state would frequent his shop to procure the magical elixir. With a wink of the eye and the secret code, “fargginay,” customers would be slipped a discreet pouch containing the formula said to trigger pleasant memories. After a massive fire on July 4, 1924, the business was lost and so was the formula…Until now. Ladies & gentlemen, behold, bacōn fragrances, by fargginay. The time has come to uncover a new level of awesome.
For our last installment of Crocheted Meat Monday, I’ve got something special for you guys. Special and delicious.
A choinkwich! Chocolate soft serve, chocolate cookies and caramelized bacon – yum!
Junior Truckers of America Application – Video Essay Question #1: What would you say to an authority figure who came in between you and your meat? A successful entry will include dialogue, monologue, body language, and a strong point of view.
The winning entry:
Thanks to Meat Truck friend, Lara, for sending us this video on behalf of this little Trucker-in-training.
“So we consulted with pediatricians and began to experiment with drying and grinding bacon into a fine powder, then applying a patent-pending process to concentrate this powder into the most essential nutrients and ingredients for brain development. This potential infant superfood was then added to a test subject’s infant formula.
The results were absolutely impressive. By the age of 4 months, our test subject started to exhibit some amazing abilities including walking and talking. By 6 months of age, she could read and memorize her early stage children’s books and showed an extreme level of coordination and balance – so much so that she was enrolled in gymnastics and ballet with children 5 years older than she was! At two years old, she read her first 300 page book, memorized the Declaration of Independence and (this is absolutely true) began composing her first symphony.”
My First Bacon(tm) is a ThinkGeek exclusive plush toy that will delight your little ones. Even if they’re not on solid foods yet, your progeny shouldn’t be deprived of the joys of bacon. Soft and snuggly with big giant eyes, My First Bacon(tm) is both friendly and reliable, just like actual bacon.
Squeeze him and he says, “I’m Bacon!”. No matter what the situation, he says, “I’m Bacon!” This reminds children that no matter what happens in life, they should be true to themselves and always be proud of who they are. Which of course, means bacon lovers. What child on this planet wouldn’t want to befriend a piece of mostly meat held together with fat and love? And don’t just think about the kids, adults enjoy My First Bacon just as much as the kids do. Sometimes a little too much.
- Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 8 and older
- Says “I’m bacon!” when you squeeze him
- Mechanical animated mouth
- Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat
- Teach your kids to love bacon, not pigs
- Please do not eat My First Bacon(tm).
- Requires 3 x AA Batteries (not included)
- Dimensions: 19″ tall by 7″ wide