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It’s bacon potato chips!

“Who’s Your Daddy set out to combine two of the world’s favorite foods: bacon and potato chips.”

(Editorial note: it’s actually Bacon and Steak, but whatever.)

We invented the Maple Bacon Lollipop, and now we’ve improved it: we’ve made it the bacon-y equivalent of an energy drink, adding two cups worth of caffeine to the already time-tested wonder of organic, sustainably farmed bacon and delicious Vermont maple syrup.

We stand in awe, heady with the thrill of maple bacon discovery, and cold munchin’ on a lollipop.

In Canada, a brand of bacon called Maple Leaf Bacon, has been running a brilliant ad campaign, complete with excellent interactive web design.  Visit The Republic of Bacon, now!

I’m proud to say that you can order bacon popcorn in the delicious city of Chicago, IL.  This is God’s country.  Click here for theater details.

Special thanks to long time friend of the Meat Truck, Petina, for passing this on!

Even though Jimmy hated being disciplined by his father, he still thought it was a good gag.

Go get yer bacon belt!

Were it poison, it’s a sure fire way to George Costanza you’re fiance… alas it’s not poison, it’s delicious bacon flavored envelopes.  Which, I’m assuming is EXACTLY what every postal carrier needs… delivering mail to houses with unattended dogs, with a bag that smells like bacon.

From the geniuses behind Baconnaise and Bacon Salt… may I present Bacon Pop. And just in time for you and your “girlfriend” to go see Twilight.

What the heck is bacon jam?…

We take a big bunch of really really good bacon, and render it down…add a bunch of spices..onions, etc..and let it simmer for about 6 hours…give it a quick puree, and blast chill it…and you have bacon jam.

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Special thanks to our newest Meat Truck pledge John K III for bringing this to our attention!

Hey all you NW US area Truckers, Baconfest is coming to Portland on October 3rd!  Check out the sizzlin’ events planned:

Half Pipe

Bacon skateboards will be there to shred the half pipe between bands with:

Johnny Turgesen, Kevin Kowalski, Benji Galloway (injured but will attend), Mason Huggins, Cody Lockwood, Mike Barnes, Oudalay Philavanh, and Noe Chavez

Bacon Eating Contest

Think you’re the king of bacon?  Prove it.  We will select eight contestants to battle it out in five rounds of bacon madness.  The winner walks away with a Traeger grill.

Round 1 – 6 inch BLT’s

Round 2 – Voodoo doughnut maple bacon bars

Round 3 – Bacon wrapped banannas

Round 4 – Bacon Salted peeps

Round 5 – Bacon ice cream sundaes

Bacon Dance Off

So, you think you can dance?  What about the bacon dance?  The Bacon Dance off will consist of 8 contestants dancing while consuming bacon.  For every song you must consume a piece of bacon, or facon.  The second your dance slows or becomes pathetic you are eliminated.  Yes, you will be on stage dancing in front of everybody. The winner walks away with an ipod touch loaded with bacon apps.

Bacon Confessional

Have you crossed the line with bacon.  Well, have no fear, because the bacon confessional is here.  Speak with our priest to cleanse yourself of your bacon sins.  If it’s juicy enough you may find yourself on www.themeatshow.com.  Best confessional walks away with $50 in itunes gift cards.

Count the Bacon

We are filling a jar full of bacon and you gotta guess how many pieces are in it.

I don’t know about you guys, but my zombie apocalypse shelter is stocked with 3 things: Tactical Bacon, Water, and more Tactical Bacon.

Our good friend and Meat Truck original Greg “Hebrew National” Sicher attended the Minnesota State Fair last weekend, and was kind enough to document MN’s commitment to excellence:

You’re God damn right it is.

Glad we went with the Sir Francis Bacon “Shakespearean Theory” reference and not a picture of Porky Pig here. Good on you, Minnesota State Fair.