Meat Truck

Thanks to Crafty Anna by way of Claudia Owen

Cheers to J. Crew with a meat-worthy , BBQ-friendly store window design!

I’m an artist.  A meat artist.  And now, you can be an artist too with Mahdeen’s Meat Paint.

Click on the picture above for more info about Meat Paint, Meat Rub, and Chip Stain.

A BBQ cake, my friends.

Awww yeeeahh…

Dude, meat balls on the fucking grill.  Serious.

$1000 to the first Meat Trucker to get married under the Grillzebo.

$10 to the first Meat Trucker to photoshop the grill to look like a priest and have two hot dogs marrying.

What?  You don’t have an after market motorized hot dog griller attachment for your grill?  Say whaaat?

You best get yo’ ass down to Brookstone* and get one.  Install them shits today.  It’s the weekend and it’s a rule the law that you have to be grilling.

*Fun Fact!:  Porterhouse and Hebrew National were both employees of a Brookstone at Ridgedale Mall in the mid 90s.  Hello ladieees.

Now, we’ve seen this one before, but only to the extent of being able to burn your initials into the steak.  This is more like it.  Although sadly, it’s no longer for sale.

What’s that lil’ trucker?  You can’t BBQ at night due to low visibility?  BAM.  Not an excuse anymore.

“It isn’t the first BBQ light out there, but it is the only one that can attach magnetically to your spatula so you can catch all of the action close up. It even has a bendable neck for added versatility. If you think about it, this sort of device could come in handy in all sorts of situations outside of the grill. Not bad for only $14.95″

Porterhouse found these in Durham, NH – new home of the BBQ?

Finally, a flotation device focused on the BBQ.  I can stop writing letters to Mastercraft.

The greatest commercial jingle of all times.  Period.