Meat Truck

If this is communist cake, I’m McMoving there.

Thanks to Mr. Pari for this bite-sized pictorial

Meet-related content care of Superpoop

Sweet mother of meat, I should hope anyone consuming one of these only does so with an EMT on site. Just thinking about eating this makes me want to start taking Lipitor, and this from a guy who ate a deep fried Reeses peanut butter cup about three weeks ago.

Truckers, I give you the bacon cheese burger on Krispie Kreme buns.

Obsessing over celebrity, that’s wrong… unless that celebrity is bacon.

It is well documented that several species of meat are carnivorous. Burgers, however (especially those of phylum fastfoodium), are known for sport hunting. 1 of every 3 burgers is born into a highly populated area and hunting in urban environments is strictly prohibited. Many city burgers eventually succumb to the relentless temptation. Ironically, burger-related crime rates are particularly high in meat-friendly cities such as Chicago and Philadelphia. A crime against meat is a crime indeed.

Special shout out to Senor Tibblesworth Van Vilderbottom (a.k.a. Dorkchop) for his long time support of the Truck.