Meat Truck

Thanks to Crafty Anna by way of Claudia Owen

Guess which Co-Founder just bought a hot dog pencil case?  To make it even more realistic, it was $5 or roughly market price for ballpark hot dogs.  Win!

The sandwich cases were pretty random and entertaining too, but my allegiance is clear.

I can’t believe it took this long to post this, Trigger – the official dog of Meat Truck – put this costume on as a gag one night.  She just walked in the room and didn’t say a word about it, she’s a pro.  Completely hilarious.

Even though she’s pictured here as a hot dog, she’s really more of a brat! (Mic feedback squeel)

Have you always wanted to use a dog toy as a purse?  Do you also ride a Harley?  Have I got a treat for you…

Whoever told you hot dogs were bad for your heart is a fucking liar.  Or a doctor.

Allow me to introduce: the Stress Wiener.

Traveling abroad and need a hot dog?  Meat Truck has your back.  You’ll never be hungry again with the following translations:

Spanish – Perrito Caliente

Italian – Caldo Cane

French – Chien Chaud

German – Heisser Hund, or Wurst

Portugese – Cachorro Quente

Swedish – Korv, or Varmkorv

Norweigan and Danish – Grillpolser

Czech – Park v Rohliku

Dutch – Worstjes

Finnish – Makkarat

Clink on this link and play a video game… we’ll watch for your boss.

Play Hot Dog Stand


Simulation Games @ 123-Games.net

Nearly unrelated, but it did choke down 18 hot dogs, so I’m counting it.

We’re not the ones who waited a week for this.

… I’ll probably chuckle.

i can’t help it – it’s funny.

Never, ever, ever.

I mean, besides a pot of water or a grill.

Now there’s a hot dog cooker that barks when your hot dogs are perfectly steamed. Thank goodness I’ll be able to avoid the embarrassment of serving luke warm hot dogs at my next (non-grill-related) hot dog party!

Ambassador Hot Dog

In the Swiftian world of international relations, every detail, every gesture, is fraught with meaning. One diplomat interprets the innocent sneeze of another diplomat as an insult to his mother, and off they go into Lilliputian-Blefuscudian brinksmanship.

 

Thankfully, the United States has developed over the years a disarming way to put its foreign guests at ease. It is to offer that most unassuming of American food items, one long associated with baseball, barbecues and occasional gastrointestinal distress. Yes: the hot dog.

In the formal language of diplomacy, perhaps, the presentation of a hot dog may say: “On behalf of the United States of America, may we offer you this tubular delight of meat, meat byproducts, curing agents and spices?” But what it really says is: “How ya doin’? Wanna beer?”

Such is the democratic charm of the hot dog.

Click here to read the entire article.

I’m pretty sure this is the kind of shit I would have purchased 10 of, had I been a teenage celebrity.  Now that I’m a mature adult, with a sophisticated sense of humor, I want to buy one and bring it to tailgate parties outside of baseball games and act offended like people are rude for asking for food from me.  “Just because I have a cart, I’m obliged to sell my dinner to you?  This is my food, man, fuck off.”

Whether you’re into Big Apple nostalgia or just happen to love hot dogs, this New York Hot Dog Vendor Cart ($5,500) is sure to make your day. Made of food-grade 18-gauge stainless steel, the cart features two 20″ pneumatic wheels, two handles, three removable steamer trays (that can each hold up to 20 hot dogs or sausages), a propane tank hookup (which provides fuel for the dual burner assembly), an integrated 3,000 cubic inch cooler, and a removable umbrella.

Bom-chicka-wah-wah…

Who can resist a happy hot dog? Answer: Nobody!

New Natalie Dee “I am awesome” hot dog shirts available via the Sharing Machine website.  Buy ‘em for your friends too. Everyone’s doing it.