Meat Truck

He needs a name and a backstory… ready, go.

Mr. Pickles is, like, super stoked you could make it to his birthday party, man.

I can’t believe it took this long to post this, Trigger – the official dog of Meat Truck – put this costume on as a gag one night.  She just walked in the room and didn’t say a word about it, she’s a pro.  Completely hilarious.

Even though she’s pictured here as a hot dog, she’s really more of a brat! (Mic feedback squeel)

Traveling abroad and need a hot dog?  Meat Truck has your back.  You’ll never be hungry again with the following translations:

Spanish – Perrito Caliente

Italian – Caldo Cane

French – Chien Chaud

German – Heisser Hund, or Wurst

Portugese – Cachorro Quente

Swedish – Korv, or Varmkorv

Norweigan and Danish – Grillpolser

Czech – Park v Rohliku

Dutch – Worstjes

Finnish – Makkarat

Clink on this link and play a video game… we’ll watch for your boss.

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Nearly unrelated, but it did choke down 18 hot dogs, so I’m counting it.

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How awesome is this mustard gun? Please tell me it comes with a holster.

Special thanks to Dorkchop for the hookup.

I’m pretty sure this is the kind of shit I would have purchased 10 of, had I been a teenage celebrity.  Now that I’m a mature adult, with a sophisticated sense of humor, I want to buy one and bring it to tailgate parties outside of baseball games and act offended like people are rude for asking for food from me.  “Just because I have a cart, I’m obliged to sell my dinner to you?  This is my food, man, fuck off.”

Whether you’re into Big Apple nostalgia or just happen to love hot dogs, this New York Hot Dog Vendor Cart ($5,500) is sure to make your day. Made of food-grade 18-gauge stainless steel, the cart features two 20″ pneumatic wheels, two handles, three removable steamer trays (that can each hold up to 20 hot dogs or sausages), a propane tank hookup (which provides fuel for the dual burner assembly), an integrated 3,000 cubic inch cooler, and a removable umbrella.

Go ahead and act like your kids wouldn’t love this shit…

This ridiculous doohickey does only one thing… actually one very weird thing. The aptly named Octodog ($16) turns an average hot dog into a tiny octopus. Just slip a wiener in the Octodog, pop in the eyes, and push down to create your little 8-armed meat buddy. Then tell him that Octodad loves him, and Octodad is coming to his little league game. Soon… soon.

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