Meat Truck

One of the co-founders received some meat-themed NC-17 literature as a gift recently…

*Baw-chicka-wahkah-chicka-wahka-baw-baw*

Click above to view/peruse/buy it on Amazon.

I’m an artist.  A meat artist.  And now, you can be an artist too with Mahdeen’s Meat Paint.

Click on the picture above for more info about Meat Paint, Meat Rub, and Chip Stain.

Show your meat pride by wearing this shirt from the good folks at Sweet Meats!

Put these socks on and your feet will be smokin’ in no time. 

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This magical ham fairy would be cute if doodled in the margins of a high school text book, but is less than adorable as a sprawling tramp stamp.

A fashion forward look fresh from your butcher

Nothing says back to school like balloons and pot roast so this year, send your li’l smokies back to school in style with a meat balloon!

Made with real bacon and salami, this is the best meat fashion I’ve seen in my years as a Meat Truck Officer. Kudos to Jia for her craftsmeatship!

Salami and bacon were Jia’s meats of choice based on their workability and meatiness, although she admits that ham, prosciutto, jerky, and even hamburger are possible substitutes.

“I chose salami because it’s thin, keeps in one piece, and is quite cheap, and bacon because it looks very, um, meaty,” she writes.

Click on the picture for the Meatcandy blog posting.

Just like red velvet cake… only meatier.

If Christopher Columbus had sailed a Meat Ship in 1492, he and his shipmates would have eaten their way through the Nina and Pinta and the Santa Maria before they ever made it to the Americas.

Hey Meat Truckers! Follow the meat tank to savings!

This little guy is way cuter than any salisbury steak I’ve ever had. Warmer too, for that matter.

Hey America, in case you’ve forgotten, we are at war with terror. And really, what better way to support the troops than with a meaty rendition of an armored tank? Hmm?

Click here for instructions to make your own meat tank.