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new years day 2010 dinner funks by creamymeats

Nailed it!

Is it bad that I think this is funny? Maybe.

Try not signing this the next time you hear it.

The Ramones – I Wanna Piece of Bacon

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna piece of bacon
Nothin’ to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna piece of bacon
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can’t control my fingers I can’t control my brain
Oh no no no no no

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna piece of bacon
Nothin’ to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna piece of bacon
Just put me in a wheelchair get me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can’t control my fingers I can’t control my brain
Oh no no no no no

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna piece of bacon
Nothin’ to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna piece of bacon
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can’t control my fingers I can’t control my toes
Oh no no no no no

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna piece of bacon
Nothin’ to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna piece of bacon
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can’t control my fingers I can’t control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna piece of bacon
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna piece of bacon
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna piece of bacon
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna piece of bacon

This is one of those videos that makes me laugh every single time I watch it.

Meat Truck suggested listening:

The BACON MACHINE was designed by tinkerers Daniel Schoonover and Martin McBriarty upon realizing that the delectable fried meat treat could be improved incredibly by making it beautiful to the ears as well as the tongue. Rob Pedicone, a local meat baron and industrial tycoon, was the major benefactor in financing the project. However, a massive error in calculation turned it into a band instead. So much for science.

When Rob passed away while attempting to stifle a massive uprising of mistreated Portuguese hogs, the cogs of the Machine turned with a solemn creakiness. Knowing the bond the mechanism had with its late proprietor would not easily be broken, the tinkerers worked frantically to bring it back up to speed, but to no avail. It wasn’t until the gifted mechanic and chemist J.P. Wright was called upon to grease up the gears with his own secret synthetic lard variation that the Machine began to function with an efficiency beyond any reasonable estimate.

So, if you’re into spacey free jazz jamming and angular rhythms and clowny doodles, check out the videos and give it a listen.

LISTEN TO BACON MACHINE

The greatest commercial jingle of all times.  Period.

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