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When Jimmy Dean dies, we will call for Meat Truckers around the world to petition to make him St. James Dean, the Patron Saint of Breakfast Meats.

As a Meat Truck Co-Founder, I have a certain responsibility to be a role model for the other officers and junior Meat Truckers. This responsibility is part of the reason the decision to go green with my upcoming home renovation project is so important. Rather than install a traditional hardwood floor in my living room, I’ve decided to go with a local Chicago renewable resource: sausage.

A team of butchers is working hard to create a custom designed floor for yours truly and here’s a sneak peek of the floor design team hard at work:

When you eat too much salt, do you get sausage fingers?

During the cold winter months in Korea, sales of a particular type of sausage have jumped due to their ability to replicate the human finger.  Keep your hands warm, and get a sausage treat.  Sausage technology WIN!

PBR-shaped summer sausage from a truck stop with an air hockey table. Sweet nirvana.

On his next safari, Douglas was determined to get a ‘god damn picture of a Lion if it was the last thing he ever did.’

Breakfast sausage WRAPPED IN BACON*!

*Warning: May cause pleasure overload if dipped in maple syrup before consuming

Despite the German sausages insisting it wasn’t a big deal, Meica Mini Wini’s were humiliated this morning following a sausage shelf re-organization at Cost Plus World Market.

I bet sausage would have worked in Chicago

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SANGER, Calif. – A man suspected of breaking into the home of two California farmworkers, rubbing spices into the face of one man and smacking another with an 8-inch sausage has been set free.

Prosecutors say they do not have enough evidence to file criminal charges against 21-year-old Antonio Vasquez. He was released from Fresno County Jail on Tuesday.

Sheriff’s Lt. Ian Burrimond says Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack. Vasquez is also accused of stealing $900 from the home.

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