Meat Truck

I picked out a new tattoo for Porterhouse!  I’d get it myself, but there’s no bacon on this burger so I’m not eligible for it.  Where do you want him to put it, Truckers?

Kosher Korner specialist Hebrew National gained 80 lbs and tattooed his belly for the Meat Truck.  Now he can’t be buried in a Jewish cemetery.

Worth it.

Is that a pickle tongue?

Nobody wakes up from a drunken night at the bars with a full color Ronald McDonald wonderland tattoo across his torso. This was done on purpose, folks. Wow.

This magical ham fairy would be cute if doodled in the margins of a high school text book, but is less than adorable as a sprawling tramp stamp.

Joe had had enough of people failing to include grease-level details in their bacon tattoos and he was man enough to do something about it.

This guy.

“… and then she said, ‘No, the pig has tattoos. He’s just sleeping.’”

“And then God took the tasty, tasty bacon rib from Adam’s body and from it made a meat-loving woman…” Bacon 3:16

When it comes to butchers’ body art, is a forearm tattoo of cuts of pork an homage to the other white meat… or is it considered cheating?